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3000s

we need to be teaching kids that macbooks are shit and dont do anything or else tiktok freelancers will make them think macbooks are good

3000s

you cant do shit on a macbook without it hyperventilating and trying to start a fire, theyre like an inhumane breed of computer it hurts for them to exist

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ashbelero

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if only i could use my art skills for good

whumpster-fire

Funniest part of this is that this is that the entire sequence of events this implies would still be a completely plausible Wile E Coyote Gag.

  • Wile E is chasing Roadrunner as usual when they encounter the wall of holes
  • Roadrunner zooms through the crowd and into a perfectly Roadrunner-shaped tunnel
  • Wile E tries to follow and immediately crashes into the wall
  • Looks around and sees a perfectly Coyote-shaped tunnel nearby, and climbs into it
  • Cut to a nightmarishly distorted, twisted Wile E emerging from the opposite cliff face. He takes several steps, bouncing and wobbling like a slinky, holds up a sign with letters that are also distorted into unreadable gibberish on it, and collapses into a tangle of furry spaghetti
  • Pan to Roadrunner casually standing nearby next to a still-perfectly-roadrunner-shaped tunnel exit, which is the only normal-shaped tunnel exit on the entire cliff face
  • Roadrunner sticks tongue out, beep-beeps, and vanishes in a trail of dust
  • Cut to Wile E Coyote, now unscathed but very annoyed, assembling an ACME Tunnel Boring Machine
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jewfrogs

the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

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coughloop

no one ever talks about vermont i dont know anything about vermont

vermont

i was born in vermont and i live in vermont now

i was born in vermont but i do not live in vermont anymore

i was not born in vermont but i live in vermont now

i was not born in vermont, i lived there for a bit but i dont right now

i was not born in vermont but i have been in vermont for more than 24 hours

i was not born in vermont but i have been in vermont for less than 24 hours

i was not born in vermont and i have never been in vermont for even a second

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no cop outs, if you've never heard of vermont in your life choose the last option. vote on my poll. vote on my poll

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video post from 2 weeks ago
thoughtportal

painting made easier

werewo1fcatboy

[Audio Transcript:

Do you want to paint but pain, disability, limited range of motion or tremors are getting in the way of that?

It’s world watercolor month and disability pride month, so let’s combine the two and talk about ways that you can watercolor and make it a little easier on yourself.

First up, if you struggle with grip issues, some manufacturers like Blick will actually make some of their brushes with egg shaped handles.

These are typically easier to hold, but they do come in a limited range of options so you can get something like one of these egg shaped pencil holders that will do more or less the same thing. These are just a bit easier to hold and they can reduce hand fatigue.

Next up, if you struggle with something like tremors or shaking, weight is your friend. There are universal weighted handles that you can slip onto the end and tighten on your brush or whatever you’re using as long as it fits in, and it adds a bunch of weight to the back end of it so it reduces the amount of shaking that’s possible.

If you struggle with grip strength or need something to help you hold onto something, this is an easy ring writer clip, and you can slot your brush into it and even if you’re not gripping it tightly it’s still secured to your hand.

Another option is something like this, this is an easy grip. It’s a silicone attachment that you can place on that give you an extra handle and extra security for holding your brushes and other art tools.

And finally one of my favorite tools is this artist leaning bridge. Mine is an acrylic piece of plastic that just sits over the top and allows you to rest on top while you can paint underneath it.

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eggplantmaniac420

never ask a master origami artist to roll the joint. just watched two and a half grams of 31% indica dominant hybrid get turned into a beautiful hummingbird and fly away into the sunset

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